he draw bridge opens...

The King walks out and proclaims himself triumphant in several skirmishes with lower ranked soldiers. " I am King!" he shouted throwing his fist into the air. "I will always be King!". He spoke of one soldier in particular, Sir Jeffulot...

While attemping to deliver a town hall speech, the King was interrupted by a group of maidens. They said that Jeffulot sent a tablet of death threats aimed at the King and his government. The King then grabbed two maidens and forced them to slap each other repeatedly for being stupid enough to deliver such a message. "I do not have time for this idioucy!" proclaimed King Kev. He then lost his temper, shaving the heads of all the maidens currently being held by the King. "You will deliver THIS message to Jeffulot: "You WILL fear me." The King waives his hands in the air and the naked bald headed women sprinted into the forest.

The King steps forward to again speak to the crowd. "Accept the fact that I am King! Anyone who thinks they are more a King than I, step forward now!" The crowd scattered throughout the courtyard leaving the King in absolute silence. He again shook his fist in the air mumbling "bastards" as he walked back into the Royal Palace. "I own this town" he thought as he lay his head to rest....

~ The WadAsian High Council

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