he King is put to rest by several maidens due to his double workout. The King wasted Jeffulot and Paulster (for the crown) in the same few hours. The King requests that he get at least one good night sleep before the next challenge. Don't panic, the king has not suffered any injuries from either fight. He did however singe a few nose hairs blowing rockets down the throats of our pathetic attempts for victory.

Another sad attempt at the crown today as Jeffulost again. Sir Lancelot and Lord Byron look to the skies for another delivery, but no bag... "I thought that bird was coming..." said Lancelot. "I don't know what to expect from this new king... One day he shaves all of the maidens heads, the next day we get body parts delivered to our front door."

~ The WadAsian High Council

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