was an enormous event.... All of WadAsia had gathered to see... Bon Bon
John the Awful had come out of hiding! There were vendors selling food and
trinkets along side the courtyard... there were games and skits being played
to entertain the crowd as they wait... For Bon Bon was to challenge the King
this fine morning. Children were taking turns throwing other children into
the moat, adults were taking turns doing beer bongs, a true festive event
indeed.
Not long after the trumpets blaired the King showed himself at his chamber
window sporting a Big Lid that he had purchased at the WadAsian Shrine (A
taylor shop of fine festive attire)... The crowd went wild... Settling them
down, the King addressed the crowd.... "Okay... Okay... I'll be down in
just a moment, I must suit up in the "proper" attire (he winked)"... The
crowd cheered and waited...
The King was secretly doing whatever he did secretly that had made him
invincible, after which he darted down to the courtyard do deliver the
asswhoopin that Bon Bon doth deserveth....
The crowd was astonished at the cockiness of the King... How he strutted to
and fro in his silvery armour, jerking his head left to right as if to
purposely fling the black feather from side to side upon his helmet... a
true warrior indeed.
Alas, 500 horsemen arrived through the main gate like thunder... The Dust
cleared, and all behold it was Bon Bon John the Awful!
The Crowd began to chant the word "Fight.... Fight! Fight!!!!" over and
over....
The Master Knightsman approached the King swiftly at the center of the
courtyard. They exchanged a few choice words such as "Mother", "Your",
"Shit", and "Eats" (not in that order), and they quickly became entangled in
a furious battle. A truly close match it was.
After the fury, both warriors were covered in blood, yet only one remained
standing... Twas the mighty King Jeffulot.... Panting and leaning on his
sword, he exclaimed to the crippled Bon Bon John, "Jesus Christ!... where
have you found time to train? In between goats?"... he giggled as he kicked
the Awful one in the groin... "You warriors make me laugh! Though you are
the MOST worthy of the bunch, you too should stick to farming.." Jeffulot
says as he limps to his quarters as the crowd cheers... The Awful one being
tended to by numerous compassionate idiots screamed the word "no!!!!!!!!!"
repeatedly...
"When will they learn..." the King mumbles as he limps up his stairs...
Once he had reached his chamber, he heard the words "Kev...Kev....Kev" being
chanted from outside...
He peered out the window to see what this ruckas was about, and who else
stood at the center of the yard... Kev, Lord of Destruction.... Standing
poised for death, the King decided to go down and give it to him...
"Jeeezzzzz..." The King said under his breath.... "They just don't give up...."
He sighed and limped back down the stairs....
~ Property of the WadAsian High Council
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