ir Jeffulot, the King, sits in his library reading an ancient script about good vs. evil... The book was large and dusty, and had cracks in its large leather bound cover... Stains and fading made the title un-readable. The script that Jeffulot was reading was dated April 15, 1312.

"In this world, where evil has the only face we see, we spend our lives running from death and searching for faces we'll not find. Eventually, death finds us, and we stare into the only face we know while begging for the mercy that is not ours..."

The King saves his place in the ancient text and procedes toward his chamber Humming Carmina Burana and admiring his fine fine castle.

Once in his chamber, he sits at his desk and begins to write three identical messages upon the land's finest paper... The messages were to be addressed to the three mightiest warriors of all WadAsia, Kev Lord of Destruction, Bon Bon John the Awful and the Paulster... The message read as follows...

"WadAsia is now mine... I have declared a bounty on each of your heads in the amount of fifteen gold pieces... I plan to use each of your heads as convenient back sacks for travel. You each have displayed the warrior skills of a scared child and will never enjoy Kingship again... If you turn yourself in willingly, I will see to it that you are killed swiftly and without a bunch of pain... I hope to see each of you cowards soon and I greatly look forward to my back sacks..."

The King then signed each of the notes and summoned a messenger to deliver them. "Run my good fellow... run like the wind!" the King exclaimed as he hurried the messenger out of his quarters...

The King then sat in a stool at his window and watched the town folk erect the new beautiful statue of the mighty King Jeffulot.

~ Property of the WadAsian High Council

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