las, in WadAsia, as the town remained desolate and lifeless, a glow emerged from within a small wooden hut... The moon was hidden by dark ominous clouds, and the crickets filled the night with harmony...

While King Kev, Lord of Destruction, and Sir Jeffulot the Mighty ponder over Kev's broken sword, the Paulster meditate within the glowing hut at the center of town...

Losing their minds, Kev and Jeffulot wonder to the center of town debating the solution to a seemingly unsolvable problem....

While the two stand arguing this and that just outside the Paulsters hut, a low hum emerged from within, casting a orange glow outward into the night.... The King and Jeffulot peered in through the window to find the Paulster floating high above his couch with his remote control in hand and chanting immortal words in tongues.... words that flung about within the light and created confusion in the minds of the onlookers.... Once repeated 100,000 times, his words began to slow.... slow until the King and Jeffulot could understand... the words were as follows.... "Theeeeeee proooooooooobbblleeeeemmmmm issssssssss earthlink....... Theeeeeee proooooooooobbblleeeeemmmmm issssssssss earthlink....... Theeeeeee proooooooooobbblleeeeemmmmm issssssssss earthlink....... Theeeeeee proooooooooobbblleeeeemmmmm issssssssss earthlink....... Theeeeeee proooooooooobbblleeeeemmmmm issssssssss earthlink....... Theeeeeee proooooooooobbblleeeeemmmmm issssssssss earthlink....... Theeeeeee proooooooooobbblleeeeemmmmm issssssssss earthlink....... Theeeeeee proooooooooobbblleeeeemmmmm issssssssss earthlink....... Theeeeeee proooooooooobbblleeeeemmmmm issssssssss earthlink....... Theeeeeee proooooooooobbblleeeeemmmmm issssssssss earthlink....... Theeeeeee proooooooooobbblleeeeemmmmm issssssssss earthlink....... Theeeeeee proooooooooobbblleeeeemmmmm issssssssss earthlink....... Theeeeeee proooooooooobbblleeeeemmmmm issssssssss earthlink....... Theeeeeee proooooooooobbblleeeeemmmmm issssssssss earthlink....... Theeeeeee proooooooooobbblleeeeemmmmm issssssssss earthlink....... Theeeeeee proooooooooobbblleeeeemmmmm issssssssss earthlink....... "

It was amazing... just then, two light bulbs appeared above the King and Jeffulot's heads and they darted to investigate the now apparent solution....

'Twas true, the wise and amazing Paulster had solved the problem that had perplexed and taxed two of the "though to be" minds of the land....

'Twas an amazing moment in WadAsia...

Now, two armies have united and drawn sword toward the land of Earthlink... They will travel night and day to conquer what has always been theirs though they had not known it.....

~ Property of the WadAsian High Council

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