he Awful One sits upon the highest ledge of Mount Wadasia, looking through the clouds and using his considerable power to see into the castle. King Kev once again straddles his wooden pony yelling, "GETTYUP!". Tis' a shame that a pony once burned in the last great battle between the Awful One and King Kev has again returned to the castle. Let alone the King that fears all that he does not know...

Awful leaps up and cries out to the gods above, "The King must die!". Thunder roars against the mountain as lightning strikes the ground beneath the clouds and the Awful One laughs a hundred times for every death the King will suffer in a joust that he surely thinks he owns. The hateful glare of Awful stares through the clouds at a King that crouches beneath his wooden horsy clinging to his patented "King Kev Dolls" and screaming, "Earthquake!".

With all the warriors that desire the crown, the dethroning of King Kev is inevitable. Awful watches the King in amusement as he ponders his next attack. Who must he strike at to get closer to the arrogant King that resides in the castle? The Awful One decides to challenge Sir Jeffulot, The (drug enhanced) Dark Knight, and Lord Azrael to a battle of 100 deaths.

This battle shall commence on Sunday, May 25th.

~ Property of the WadAsian High Council

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